Syobn Actn

Have you ever wanted to play a Syobon Action game with COOL and NEW stuff?

Are you bored with every fangame being the same?

Do you like it when a game secretly mines crypto on your computer?

Then this game is for you my friend!

From the sleep-deprived creators of Syobon Action Ultimate...

*Epic drum rolls*

🌟 SYOBN ACTN!!! 🌟
(Some letters not included to save on development costs)

The game of the century and beyond!

• one FULLY half COMPLETE LEVEL! That's right, level!
• A PLAYABLE CHARACTER(s?)
• A working MAIN MENU with at least TWO buttons that actually do something!
• A pause menu that unpauses itself because we respect your time!
• ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Download now for only 00000000000.0$
(Plus optional in-game purchases that mysteriously appear on your credit card)
(Therapy costs not included)

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS:

• A computer that can run
• Low expectations
• Enough free time to question your life choices

NOTE: We are not responsible for any spontaneous computer explosions, existential crises, or gaming standards forever ruined by this awesome experience.

DOWNLOAD NOW before we come to our senses and delete it!
(Or before the cease and desist letters arrive) 
(Seriously, please download it. The developer needs validation.)